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曹操本家大侄子曹均来许都投靠他曹均:叔!俺来啦!曹操:哟,你爹还好吧?曹均:挺好的!俺娘让俺给婶婶带了几尺布,给婶婶做衣裳,俺婶呢?曹操:文若来啦,侄儿,叫婶婶曹均:婶婶!荀彧:……荀彧:公达荀攸:诶荀彧:(指着曹操)叫婶婶荀攸:……曹操:……-虽然百度百科告诉我们曹均是过继的But who tm care?
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